**Dads Across Loch Ness Allege Loch Ness Monster Affected Fertility**
A group of fathers living across Loch Ness have come forward to allege that the Loch Ness Monster has negatively affected their fertility.
The men, who wish to remain anonymous, claim that they have been experiencing lower sperm counts and decreased libido since the monster was first sighted in 1933.
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